Urban Dictionary meme

Urban Dictionary is a very useful page as I've found out. For each question, enter your answer into urbandictionary and write down the first answer you get.

1. Your Name: Kaisa

A strong person hailing from Finland who often stirs resentment in weak people because Kaisa is inherently self-determined and highly resistant to manipulation by small minds. Kaisa stands as a bright light in a difficult, dark world. Kaisa takes no crap from others and pursues her goals with quiet determination and never-wavering resilience.


Um...thank you?

2. Your Age: 24

24, The Jack Bauer Power Hour. The most entertainment you can stuff into a single day. Full of twists, turns, violence, and Elisha Cuthbert.

3. One Of Your Friends: Mari

one of the prettiest, smartest, cutest, evil, caring, creative, talented, true punk, psycho, rioting, magic-weilding, sick acting, cute fat cheeks, puts-a-smile-on-my-face, amazing and most beautiful girls ever. actually.. the only one of her kind.

You're welcome!

4. What You Should Be Doing: sleeping

To masturbate furiously in your room praying that your grandma doesn't come in.

So this is what they call it these days...

5. Your Favorite Color: dark orange

Orange girl

An orange girl is the blond arm prop (usually that of a mega chotch or bro) you usually see around bars or campus. She will have blinding white hair and dark orange skin caused by spray on tans. These are prototype trucker wives. They also have the IQ of a curious child.

6. Your Birthplace: Kohtla-Järve

Kohtla-Järve isn't defined yet.

This seems to have a meaning on many levels :P

7. Last Person You Talked To: Kristi

a woman i know who is incredibly sexy and i love her so much. she is the most amazing person alive and if you dont think so you deserve to die. amazingly there are some people who actually dont like her. but thats just because they're jealous and they're all asses anyway so no one cares about them. Kristi deserves everything in the world and id do anything for her. ill never leave her side and i'll always be her best friend.

8. Last Thing You Had To Drink: water

The 4th element required to summon Captain Planet

EARTH FIRE WIND WATER HEART

Heart? What?

9. Your Nickname: Kaie

Kaie katastrophe

scene queen; myspace/facebook addict; frequently dies hair; thick makeup; enjoys phrases such as; SO RAD, OMGSHHHHHH. EEK! YEEE BWOII. etc. quite cute.

Not quite.