Yesterday was a very significant day in my life. You know how sometimes before seeing a movie you think it's gonna be bad and it ends up being way better than expected? Well, that was not the case this time. I have now seen the first Twilight movie and it was so much worse than I thought. It was so bad it was funny. What exactly then?
- Well, there was the heroine, a closeted emo girl (she so could've used some...a lot of black eye liner), really too dramatic.
- Then, of course, the boy (who wore so much make up he looked like a creepy clown), speaking very much like a robot.
- The two main characters together. They had only spoken something like 3 sentences to each other when all of a sudden we were supposed to believe there's this epic love between them. Eer...no. Didn't buy it in the beginning and am not buying it now. There was something between them though. Tension, I'd say. The monotone speech and constant "I'm gonna come"- faces they were making at each other certainly could make this a good example of a bad adult movie. (Now I'm interested in all the possible parodies out there:D)
- Of course they were using this worn out love triangle where one of the guys is deep and intelligent (that's what we're supposed to think at least) and the other is a nature boy.
- The vampires there were probably of a different breed than all the others in other vampire books/movies etc because the usual "rules" didn't seem to apply on them. (So the conclusion here is that even the most random True Blood vampires are so much cooler than the ones in this thing.)
- The villain was brought in too late and didn't really look too intimidating.
- The acting...well, there's a reason why the actors have only won Teen Choice awards and such. Don't see any Oscars on the horizon.
- The first hour and 30 minutes were bad but funny, the last 30 minutes were bad and boring.
- I'm sure there's more.
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